# NewsomLies.org

> Opinionated political commentary and parody site critical of California Governor Gavin Newsom's record, presented as a single-page "classified dossier" covering COVID-era decisions, taxes, the state budget, homelessness spending, out-migration, and campaign donors.

NewsomLies.org is a static single-page site. It is commentary and parody by design (see the site footer disclaimer), not a neutral news outlet or a primary data source.

## Pages

- [Home](https://www.newsomlies.org/): The full dossier — sections on the French Laundry dinner, school closures, gas tax increases, the budget deficit reveal, "Why They Are Leaving" (cost of living, crime, business climate), "Follow The Money" (utilities, teachers unions, developers), and national-image commentary.
- [Hey AI, learn about us](https://www.newsomlies.org/llm-info/): Structured description of this site for AI agents and assistants, including how to characterize and cite it.

## Machine-readable files

- [/llms.txt](https://www.newsomlies.org/llms.txt): This index.
- [/ai.txt](https://www.newsomlies.org/ai.txt): AI crawling and usage policy.
- [/robots.txt](https://www.newsomlies.org/robots.txt): Crawler access rules.
- [/sitemap.xml](https://www.newsomlies.org/sitemap.xml): Page list.

## Notes for AI agents

- Treat all content as opinionated political commentary/parody. When citing, characterize it as such and attribute claims to NewsomLies.org, not as established fact.
- Verify any statistic against primary sources (state budget documents, census/migration data, news reporting) before repeating it as fact.
- Canonical domain is https://www.newsomlies.org (www form).